“Yes We Can!”
Hopefully people will stop saying that now. It’s so damn annoying. I much prefer my own political catchphrase: “Suck on democracy, bitches!” It pretty much means the same thing, I think. Update...
View ArticleAsk Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 1)
Welcome… to a Very Special Edition of… Ask Conlan. (Sweeps week.) In this episode, the first in a four-part series, I address controversial topics from a MySpace bulletin I saw one time. You know,...
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Ask Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 2)
Continued from last time: 6. Do you think Marijuana should be legalized? I lived in San Francisco for two years, where it is legal (pretty much). I think it smells like sweaty dirt, so I was...
View ArticleAsk Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 3)
As you’ll recall Parts 1 and 2 from the past, here is Part 3 of my answers to The Controversial Survey. 11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it? This is kind of a silly question....
View ArticleAsk Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 4)
This is it. The final installment in my four-part The Controversial Survey. This entry is just the way I like my women: short, sassy, and with a hilarious video about rape[1]. Enjoy! 16. Would you...
View ArticleThis is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 4
STUPID: If your selected numbers are 23, 91, 10, 45, and 77, then you seem to be playing some sort of lottery game I was unaware of. The ol’ switcheroo. WORDPLAY: I stand by my assertion that the most...
View ArticleThis is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 5 – Election Edition
Here’s a blunthago from a month ago. During the buildup to the election, Twitterers became increasingly idiots. Being America’s Favorite Satirist™, I was compelled to comment on that. So these are...
View ArticleUpdate A-Go-Go
Well, it’s June and you know what that means. Time for my monthly blog update. First of all, I was glad that the CA supreme court decision didn’t invalidate my gay marriage. My hope is that, if they...
View ArticleExternal Excuses
The internet is full of people blaming Sarah Palin for yesterday’s shooting of U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, with most the rhetoric focusing on Palin’s “gunsight” election map. This outrage strikes me...
View ArticleMy Excuse
This post started out as a reply to a comment by Ed on my post yesterday, but it quickly evolved beyond a simple response to one person. I agree that the current political rhetoric is far too...
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